I'd swallow poison if it tasted like you.
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
getting stuck on the next level
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT